Hi Mum:

 

"Hi Mum, How are you"

"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father to buy a saw at Bunnings Hardware"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

What happened?

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker.."

 

 

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