A true Quebecer:

 

On the night before his honeymoon, a young husband to be, a member of the Parti Quebecois, was listening to some last-minute advice from his father, who was also a PQ member.

"My son, when you walk into your bedroom, you pick up your wife in your arms, because a Quebecer is strong!

"And you throw her on the bed because a Quebecer is proud!

"And then, you take your clothes off because a Quebecer is handsome!"

The next day, the father asked his son how everything went.

So the son told his father: "I done as you told me, mon pere.

"I pick her up in my arms to take her to de bedroom, because a Quebecer is strong!

"And den I trow her on de bed, because a Quebecer is proud!

"And den, I take off my clothes, because a Quebecer is handsome!"

"and then" -asked the father- "And den I masturbate, because a Quebecer is INDEPENDENT!"

 

 

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